Monday, November 23, 2009

Queen Amidala fights Palpatine in the board room.


You have witnessed yet another "shooting star wars" episode unfold in the board room. This time, Queen Amidala fires first at Palpatine, Skywalker backs her up, like he was employed solely for that reason. Palpatine pulls out his killer statistics and fights back. Yoda finally steps in with his wise words, "Guys, let's look at what finance got to say." Silence restored, yet nothing gets done. During lunch, Skywalker actually goes up to Palpatine saying, "Did you watch last night's match? Wah lau, Man U ah..." Somehow, the earlier shooting session was erased from their brain. Peace restored(looks like). THE END.

As any budding young white collar, you must have wondered, "Why these idiots act like that?" The marvel here is that they don't just act upon something, they really act "acting upon something". "Do you really need to wear a mask to get on top?" was the common question here.

I was reading a biography on Confucius and realized that he at his time, which was 551 B.C.E., he too felt that the world was corrupted and full of selfish scheming people. The great Chinese philosopher of all times, he too wondered if people has to be scheming in order to survive. So who are we to have figured it out? My point is like it or not, things are gonna stay like this till God knows when. May I suggest my solution: wear your breathable mask and start learning how to dodge flying daggers. In short, "black & white" and "cc" are your best friends.

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